Monday, October 4, 2010

Grandpa is a whoreson.

Ohio is home to something called "Grandpa's Cheese Barn." On our way home from COFW, we wanted to stop at this wonderland and purchase some of the meats, cheese, gifts, and fudge touted on Grandpa's many, many billboards.

Well, Grandpa's was closed when we got there. We can only assume he was spending his typical Sunday morning passed out in a 1972 VW microbus in front of the Showtime Gentlemens' Club with a 54-year-old stripper and an assortment of empty Ohio wine bottles.

See if Grandpa gets a Christmas card this year.

3 comments:

Gina Ardito aka Katherine Brandon said...

Oh, where do I begin? Steak & Lube, Cluck U, Promo Items Times Three, You Tolerate Me, Suck It Up and Die Like a Man, The Doodler...

Just way too many funny moments to list in one blog post. But Grandpa was definitely the kicker.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I choked on my coffee when I read the post's title. Too funny, Trisha!

Trisha said...

Gina, don't forget the Pump 'n Pantry.

Sorry, Liz!!